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You want me to do what and we need an escort to go to the bathroom?


Posted on 05/13/2005 by TheNewGuy
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We rejoin our hero, true believers one week later. Much has changed, but not for our beleagured main character. Anyway, as many of you know us newbies, don't have regular permenant badges and have been using stickers every day. Which was fine, a minor inconvience in the morning but no big deal...until this past Monday. Evidently, there is a paranoid person in the upper ranks here because now we have to have someone who has a badge come and pick us up every morning. The front desk has to call them, but be sure you have their extension, because there are a few working up there who will not look it up. Anyway, if that person, isn't there, you're pretty much SOL. You have to continue going down the list of names until you find some unfortunate soul at their desk. That person becomes responsible for you during the day and if you are caught wandering the halls without a badged escort... Well, the direct line was..."Appropriate action will be taken with the associate who registered the Visitor found in violation of this policy". Are you kidding me? God help the person who has to use the bathroom...

As for me personally, the latest on me is I was given a printer and told to see if it works with a 2003 database, because so far its only used 97. Ummm...how would you like me to do that? Good times...guess no matter what I do, or how long I'm here...I'm still...

-TheNewGuy

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