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I'm a slacker consultant


Posted on 03/20/2006 by CSCSlacker
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It is nearly 3:00 and the headline on CNN has only changed once, all 3 major news have reported the Brangelina wedding hoax, and I've done diddly-squat at work today. I'm a consultant, I get paid to loaf around...



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post a commentPOST A COMMENTCorporate Ladder Rung: Middle ManagerSpencer(03/20/2006)
Brangelina. God who cares. I saw that too...every freakin news site and channel. I wish they'd just get married already, adopt the rest of the world's orphans, solve world peace, make Fight Club 2 and Tomb Raider 3 SO WE CAN ALL MOVE ON!

Corporate Ladder Rung: VPcnubelevit(03/21/2006)
I....hate...you.....LOL. Lucky duck. I'll trade you. You can deal with the office staff, the incompetents, the overbearing management, and the p.o.ed customers and I'll goof off. Fair trade?

CSCSlacker(03/21/2006)
I'm making $39 bucks an hour. I'm a consultant for CSC (temporary on a 6 month contract.) I'm not getting benefits or anything. But hey - I have time to slack, no wife/kids, why not!

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just me (03/20/2006)
I bet you get paid a lot too? p.s. I have heard nothing but bad things about that company. Had some friends out in Cali working for them. Not a good place to be! 2 of 'em couldn't take it any more and came back to Philly with a boatload full of nightmare stories.

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