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Wednesday Morning Humor....


Posted on 11/16/2005 by SouthernProgrammer
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I just had a funny thought..I wonder if I could convince my boss I had TOURETS syndrome? I could have a ball!

Meeting with boss.

Boss: ...and so in summary those are my ideas...
Me: (making faces) STUPID SH%$ HEAD! I think that's great boss!

Boss: Uhm...yes, and you don't mind my taking credit for your work?

Me: A$$&^@#%! Stupid *&@#^@@! Why no that's fine SH^@@#@#!

Boss....uhm..ok...



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post a commentPOST A COMMENTCorporate Ladder Rung: Middle ManagerRedStapler(11/16/2005)
Well, I thought it was hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh this morning. I needed that! Nice one...

Corporate Ladder Rung: Mailroommegamania(11/17/2005)
Hey I just read it, so now it's Thursday afternoon humor.

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putyourmoney2work (11/16/2005)
If your Tourets act is as convincing as your post is funny, you should stop while your behind.

SouthernProgrammer (11/16/2005)
Just trying to liven things up....

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