Posted on 10/03/2005 by i don't really know what you're asking
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My boss Hilary, or Hilhairy as I call her, was evil. She was also insane. She used to steal toilet paper from the office bathrooms to use at home. Also, she used to think of the worst things to get me in trouble. She even tried to have her boss force me to be her friend. One day I told her that her supervisor wanted to see her. While she was gone, I put an application for a promotion in her desk, and spit in her stupid tv guide that she worshiped and carried around with her all day. She came back and I saw her fill out the promotion form. Her supervisor thought she was insane, because he didn't really ask for her. He saw her promotion application. It was for his job. He complained to a higher authority and got her fired. I didn't really mean to get her fired, I thought she would get the promotion and leave my office at least. I guess things worked out for the better.
SuggestionSue(10/06/2005)
Hey - I just saw an ad on this site for U-Line Toilet Paper, maybe you should mention that to the tissue thief.
c(10/12/2005)
Hey, except for the name and the work place I must have met a Hilary too; same nasty attributes, same thief. She made more money than anybody but was always so broke that she stole toilet paper for her family's bathrooms.
I'm no Emeril(10/12/2005)
We had a gal at our place (since fired thankfully). She used to steal the trash bags from the mailroom. Our crummy holiday decorations out of the coat closet. Then it was money out of our jacket pockets...but she had money everyday for her stinkin cigarettes! She finally got caught with her hand in someone's purse! Adios ya little thief! What goes around comes around. Hey, I love this site!
Corporate Doormat(05/25/2006)
I wish I could have gotten my ex-boss fired for her wrongful termination against me. I think she terminated me because I was on loan to her because her assistant went out on "stress leave". I did her a favor and did the best job I could do and she just didn't like me. Well I didn't like her at all either, but I tried not to let it show. I was asked at least 2 mornings per week, when she would come in, to go downstairs to the company cafeteria to purchase oatmeal for her and a glass of ice. I thought it so demeaning that she would ask so often and sometimes she would ask for lunch as well, that I spit in her oatmeal and water. I felt better! I was just a waitress and worker bee to her. She never offered to buy me a sandwhich, sh*t she made over $100,000/year, not like she couldn't afford it, nor did she ever socialize with me and find out about me. I tried to be nice to her, and it was like talking to a wall.
C - -(05/25/2006)
And what has this admittedly sad story to do with stealing toilet paper and leaving your coworkers without when it counts?--- Are you trying to say that she stole your money, your life, your time and your career? :(
PJ in Minnesota(07/24/2006)
Which is worse: taking toilet paper home from the office, or spitting in someone's TV Guide?
C - -(07/25/2006)
........and what was the TV Guide doing at the office? ---- I will never forget the fool who took good money from a previous employer to put me through some ridiculous weeklong aptitude tests while getting his jollies viewing the Lewinsky hearings.
M in Wisconsin(07/27/2006)
People like that usually hang themselves. Don't sink to their level and do it for them. Be patient.
NotAllThatMean(07/30/2006)
Wow, remind me not to ever make any of you people mad. Spitting in food? What are you, 12 years old? And for that one "corporate" person,why do you think someone should buy you a sandwich, anyway?
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