Posted on 09/15/2005 by RightBackAtYou
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I had a problem with someone taking my lunch from the company refrigerator each day. Grant it, my turkey sandwiches and ham rolls were delicious, but they even stole my peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. So, to get back at the mystery-lunch-nabber, I decided to take my dogs crap and mix it in with some peanut butter & jelly on fresh grain bread. Needless to say, the lunch theive never stole again. May this be a lesson to all of you lunch theives! Shame on you!
POST A COMMENTcnubelevit(03/11/2006)
WELL DONE! Kudos to you my friend. Analytical mind...nice but in a devious way...creative..you have been promoted to Sargeant in the Damn the Man Army. Congradulations.
C - -(03/12/2006)
Croco; how and in what way was the lunch tampered with? Call me curious, mine was laced with something at least once. Thrown out a couple of times or destroyed. Green salad or fruits looks disgusting to some but cannot be messed with.
no kidding (09/15/2005)
Ooooooooooow! Nasty, but good one!!!!
Sad Lady (09/16/2005)
Sometimes you have to resort to things like this to make them stop. My friend used to bring a 1 liter bottle of coke and someone kept drinking some of it. So she poured a little bit of dishwashing detergent in there - just enough so it wouldn't foam up. Needless to say, after one more time of them drinking this, they didn't take any more!
Crocodile Dundee (03/11/2006)
I work in a place with a lunch thief. I once devised a lockout device for my bottle of Diet 7-Up, so the lunch thief merely stabbed the bottle out of spite. I've concluded that the _only_ safe place to keep your lunch is aboard your car. Someone else had his lunch tampered with, so every once in a while he'll steal a lunch at random and summarily throw it out. Were it not for the vending machines, I'd just starve instead of playing the stupid lunch game. As far as the soda stabber, NOBODY ever said anything as to a suspect, so ALL the coworkers are on the suspects list. I don't put it past any of them.
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