Posted on 07/05/2005 by mr nice guy
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The day I interviewed for my current job, I had to take my car in for emergency maintenance. So, I got a ride to the interview from my wife. I rode in the passenger seat. She dropped me off, I kissed her goodbye, she wished me luck and out I went. She started to pull the car away and came to a screeching halt yelling "HONEY STOP!!" and honking her horn. Apparently my behind was smeared with a dark mushy stain. Not quite what you're thinking...my daughter had sat in the front passenger seat last...eating a hershey bar. And lucky me, I sat in the remnants of it. My suit jacket covered most of it, but I had to walk backwards and stand against walls as much as I possibly could for the duration of the interview! When the interview was over, I had to shake my interviewer's hand and walk backwards out the door like a servant or something... He must have thought I was a little off, but it is much better than having him think I crapped my pants!! All ended well and I have never told anyone this until now!
POST A COMMENTCorporate Doormat(07/19/2006)
Why didn't you stop in at the bathroom before the interview and try to wash it off? So glad I don't have kids!!!
C - -(07/19/2006)
You can't rinse chocolate stains down the drain. It would just make a worse mess and look like-----------ANYWAY did you keep it together and ace the interview?
Loves 2 Run(07/20/2006)
Are you really gonna leave us all hanging??? Didja get the job or didn't ya?? Time to "COME CLEAN" LOL I kill me...
tanpequena (07/12/2005)
suuuuure it was a hershey bar... =)
Walk the Planks (08/12/2005)
Yes, but did you get the job?
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