My "supervisor" is a huge piece of living crap!!!!
Posted on 09/18/2006 by About To Snap
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As if working in Iraq isn't stressful enough, I have the worst "supervisor" I have ever encountered in my life. He is the most horrible, spineless, sneaky, conniving piece of crap on earth.
1. He tries to make his subordinates look bad, and tries (unsuccessfully) to get them fired.
2. He is absolutely disgusting when he eats. No joke, this guy sounds like a starving dog when he eats. You can actually hear the food slithering down his throat. He talks with his mouth full, and chomps and slurps so loud EVERYTHING he eats, that nobody can stand being in the office during his meals. The office literally clears out completely during his lunch break. What's really pathetic is that he is completely oblivious to his disgustingly mannerless ways.
3. How he got his job is beyond me. We have all pretty much agreed that he had someone write his resume for him, or he found one on the internet and just copied it or something. He is completely clueless about how to do any of the jobs he is the supervisor for. And he's computer illiterate. Not too great when half of his job requires computer use. This is a true moron. Not because he can't use a computer, but because he can barely function doing ANY task for himself without asking someone for help. He won't even TRY to figure something out for himself. This makes no sense for someone who is supposedly in charge.
4. The most spineless idiot on the planet. He will straight up lie and blame stuff he screws up on his subordinates right in front of them!
5. There is nothing worse than a really ugly, old guy who thinks he is still 30 years old and good-looking. You know how you can look at some older people and think, "He's not too easy on the eyes now, but I'll bet he was ok looking in his younger days"? This guy is not one of them. You can look at him and tell he's been fugly his whole life, and it only got worse, and he probably convinced himself he was good looking to keep from killing himself.
All of the above sounds pretty mild, I know, but if I had more time, I would explain all the details of particular incidents, of which there are plenty, and I have no doubt that you would agree that the idiot I am forced to share an office with, and does nothing but hold my time sheet for me, is the biggest moron on earth. Thanks for letting me vent.
POST A COMMENTDharmadee(09/19/2006)
I am so sorry that you have to be in a job situation so bad that IRAQ looks good by comparison...the sad part is, I think that it is becoming the norm in the U.S. What a shame.
SouthernProgrammer(09/20/2006)
Just remember, he was some mothers baby boy at one time....perhaps Magilla Gorilla's...
pradeep (09/19/2006)
Why did you go to work for Saddam?
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