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Apr 30, 2007

Soccer And Management

by Southern Programmer

Tags: Soccer, Encouragement, Success

In the early 1800's, a certain Pirate captain was terrorizing the seas when he came across a British navy ship that began signaling for battle.    The Pirate Captain looked down at his cabin boy and said "Bring me my red shirt!".  The Cabin Boy replied "Why do you want your red shirt?"
The Pirate Captain replied "So when me men won't see my blood streaming out of my body during battle!"   The Cabin boy complied and after a fierce but deadly battle, the Pirate Captain won!

A week later, the Pirate Captain looked out and saw TWO navy ships gunning for him.   He yelled for the Cabin Boy and said "Bring me my long jackets!"  The Cabin Boy asked "Why?"  The Pirate Captain replied, "So me men won't see the bandages on my arm or my chest!"   The Cabin Boy complied and after another fierce battle, the Pirate Captain managed to win again.

A week later, totally decimated from the two battles, the Pirate Captain looked out and saw THREE ships steaming for him,  the Pirate Captain called for the Cabin Boy and said

"Bring me my brown pants...."

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Every spring and fall I hear voices.   Not the usual ones in my head which make my life amusing but the voices of children.   Specifically the voices belongs to children aged 7-9 and they are on the soccer team that I coach each spring and fall.   I am proud to say that my team has lost only 2 games in the last three seasons and is known as one of the scrappiest teams in the division.  

Here is a secret - I don't know anything about soccer!   How did this happen?   Let me explain...

For some reason, kids like me and come around to hear me tell jokes or talk with me.   I love kids so this has never been a problem for me.  One day, I was asked by someone at my Church to coach soccer in a youth organization.    It struck me funny as I had never really watched a soccer match nor had even played soccer but for some reason I said "ok!".

I went through the Coaches training and was given a team of kids to Coach.   We played our first game and promptly got stomped,  I went back and made adjustments and we got stomped again.   You can copy that sentence and repaste it 20 times because my team went through 2 seasons without winning a single game and only getting 1 point for a ball the other team accidently kicked in for us.

After the last losing season I decided I needed to give up coaching as I had ruined many soccer careers and had probably set back the profession by 2 decades.

After much encouragement by my wife I decided to take a look at what I was doing wrong and come up with a new game plan.

What I was doing wrong:

#1:  Not asking for help - I kept trying to do everything myself instead of getting help.

#2:  Not being a leader - Instead of having a game plan ready for each game,  I would come to the field and ask each player what "they wanted to do".   This was wrong!  A Coach (leader) needs to be decisive and inspire confidence.   I resolved to come to each game with a written out roster of positions and player names and would not change that roster unless someone was missing!

#3:  Not working with my talent - Instead of trying to develop internal talent, I kept trying to recruit kids who seemed to be talented at soccer that were not on the team.   I decided this was demoralizing to my team and resolved to work with them.

#4:  Not encouraging my players - I did not communicate with them enough!


So here is what I did:

#1:   Got Help -  So, the next season came around and, to my surprise, I had a few repeat players.   One of the players was always accompanied by her father who seemed to show interest in helping so I asked him to be an asst Coach and he jumped in with both feet.   I had him and another parent run the children through drills while I studied them to see what positions they might be good at (offense, defense)

#2:  Started Being A Leader - Once I figured out which kid would be good at each position,  I began training them to play those specific positions and told them they would play those positions during a game.  This removed a LOT of confusion and the kids seemed happier when they knew in advance what they would be doing.    There were a few grumbles from some kids when they found they would not be "making the goals" so I had to keep reminding them we were working AS A TEAM and everyone contributed to those goals!

#3: Working with my talent - Two kids showed promise as goalies.   I contacted a local city team and managed to locate someone who was a professional goalie (now on a California team) who was willing to train my 2 goalies!  He worked with these kids weekly and they became THE BEST goalies in the division!

#4:  Encouraging my players - I gathered email addresses and sent weekly "encouragement notes" to each and every player after each and every game...even when we lost!

At this point, my team actually began winning and on our next season we won more than we lost.   I managed to convince my parents to let me work with their kids for another season.   The next season came and I had almost all the same players!   A new player appeared with her father who had actually played soccer at college so I asked him to help and he helped bring the kids to the next level.   We went on to be undefeated for two straight seasons.

After many seasons,  my team is known as "The Soccer Machine".   My team consistently wins but I have two steadfast rules:

#1:  If I see my team destroying another team, I pull them back and start moving kids in different positions in order to not run up the score.

#2:  My team is NOT allowed to gloat, if I see a player brag to the other team they will be benched!

I now have a waiting list of parents who want their kids to play on my team, I have had parents who signed up and told me they have heard from other parents how I coach and want their kids to have "the experience".   This is really humbling to me!

When you think about it, what I accomplished can be brought straight into management.


#1:  Ask for help - If you need help, ask for it!  Most people are willing to help and if you don't know what your are doing (like me),  surround yourself with talented individuals (like my asst Coachs)

#2:  Be a leader - Even though I don't know much about soccer, I am the head Coach and I have to make decisions.  If you don't make decisions then your leadership is doomed!   Since I did not make decisions as who would be playing 'what position' I failed miserably the first two seasons.

#3: Working with your talent - By training my employees (players) from within instead of recruiting other employees (players) my players were grateful and worked even harder!  

#4: Be Encouraging - My players parents told me the kids LOVE the individual emails and it just brightens their day.   I have received notes of encouragement from my boss and I must admit they make me feel good.  


I try and use these rules in my every day life, I encourage you to try also!




 


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Corporate Ladder Rung: VPtwiz(04/30/2007)
Asking for help something that was very hard for me to do early on in my career... but it is one of the most important things to being successful! Good advice...

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Corporate Ladder Rung: VPRedVelvetFlames(05/06/2007)
Wonderful advice SP. You brought back an old memory when I was on a dart team. Many of us were considered the rejects for the teams we played for and were tired of either playing one game or no games on tournament night. We finally decided to make our own team and I was elected as the Captain. The problem was the majority of the disgruntled were guys and they couldn't play in the female division and it was unheard of for a female to be in the male division at this time, especially as a Captain. Well, after much arguing the division head allowed it and I convinced the local bar to sponsor us. I think they said yes not out of the kindness of there hearts, but figured it would be a good laugh at our expense (especially mine.) The two biggest problems I faced:

1 - I had no idea what I was doing and didn't want to ask for help. The division already labeled us as the jokes of the league and never making finals. I also knew none of the male captains would help me. Our first season the opposing team captain's would make up rules and since I didn't know any better I would accept the judgement call only to learn a day or so after the game it was BS and I had just been made a fool of.

2 - Gain the respect of the division and Captains.

I resolved as follows:

1 - I asked for Help! I actually went to my nemesis in the female division and she not only helped me, but played a huge role in how we progressed (teaching me the rules and scams.) She was happy enough that I was able to pull off getting in the male division and had heard about the hard time I was having. Plus it helped she was at war with the head of the Male Division.

2 - Gaining the other players and Captain's respect was the most difficult and to this day I still say it S-U-C-K-S how I came to earn it. On one particular game night (Beginning of season 2) at the home bar these guys were cheating up a storm and even using a ringer. The first 5 singles games were constant arguing and the Captain of the opposing team said some pretty nasty stuff to me (too graphic too repeat.) In my anger (I was already fed up with these bullying *!@&*^%MEN) and with the help of some beer muscles at this point of the night I jumped on top of the bar stool (mind you I am only 4'10 and barely weigh 86 pds) climbed on top of the bar and jumped off throwing myself mid-air on top of the captain and grabbed him in a head lock. It took 6 of the guys to pull me off of that *^&*)^)^ (This really happened)I thought I would be kicked off of the league, but I got lucky. I was in fact applauded for standing up for my guys and going head to head with the biggest bully in the division. In fact, two of there guys jumped ship to our team the following season.

End result -

By our 3rd season we were not only one of the most respected teams we made finals and lost by one game to play against Ireland (winning team was flown to Ireland.) I was given the nick name "Psycho Lioness" and no Captain & there team members ever attempted to disrespect me again (mind you this wasn't overnight. There were a few stragglers who heard what happened and tested the water themselves. Bad move on there part.) Of course this is not the best of ways to gain respect, but word got around fast in the league I feared no one and protected my team like a lion. Key thing here as in your story if it weren't that I finally swallowed my pride and asked for help and from a person whom I believed would never assist me even if she saw me dying on a street corner I doubt we would have gone as far as we did. I took the rejects that nobody wanted (remember I was also a reject)and we were in the top 5 until the team disbanded in the summer of 2000.






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