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Posted on 05/01/2006 by Slacker
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Today I am going to try something new. My company went through some layoffs this past year and our raises were less than inflation ie crap on a crapstick. My new boss is a "if you have time to lean you have time to clean" type, personally I think he's a robot. I have decided to just stop working. It's my own personal war with the man now.
I am taking this to a new level. How to look busy while not doing anything at all...I mean NOTHING!
For all the slackers of the world!







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post a commentPOST A COMMENTCorporate Ladder Rung: CEOSouthernProgrammer(05/01/2006)
Scott Adams (Dilbert Creator) used to walk up and down a hallway carrying empty notebooks. He did this for months and then went so far as to start carrying ice in his hand to see if anyone would question him. NoOne did!

Chica(05/01/2006)
I hear ya!! I especially like those who do nothing, know nothing, but seem to hear everything!!! Hence, they present your ideas without giving credit where credit is due!!





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