So I have been out for a week visiting another site. I am in my work area which has a lot of fun people and as I am walking by a co-workers (Co-Worker A) cubicle....I see he left his screen unlocked and his email open!
So..I open his email and very quickly send an email to a another co-worker (Co-Worker B) in the area with whom Co-Worker A has a bit of a tumultous relationship but with whom I get along with.
The message of the email said "Listen [Co-Worker B], do not EVER speak to me in that tone of voice again or I will come over there and hit you in the mouth so hard your dentist will feel it! You know I was right and that's why you couldn't stand it! The only time you had an original thought in your head...it got lonely!
The best thing you can do today is stay out of my way.
[Co-Worker A]
PS - This is [Southern Programmer], I'm just playing a little joke on you to let you know I am back in town!
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Well, I waited in my office and I heard Co-Worker B come back and then I heard
WHAT!?
Oh no you didn't!
Oh I would just LOVE to see you do that?
I WHAT!?!?
Then I heard a some movement and I heard "Where is Co-Worker A?! WHERE IS HE!"
I immediately jumped out and said "What's wrong [Co-Worker B]?"
LOOK AT THIS EMAIL!
I then told her to keep reading it, and she laughed a little nervously and sat down....she then told me that while I was out...she and Co-Worker B had actually had a big verbal fight while I was out....
oops.
I apologized profusely....