I would like to leave you some notes from my recent department meeting.
These are directly from my department meeting this morning. I cannot tell whether I should be horrified or humored. At the time of the meeting, it was all bad news and made a very unpleasant job seem even more dire.
However, now that I look back at my notes, it's funny. I may not have a job soon, but I'm hoping it is a fun ride downhill.
(These are pretty much unedited, I removed anything specific to my job though)
The situation [x]... it is a premature baby, born before it should.
The [x] is like a baby; we take care of that baby.
We are the babysitters of that baby.
If the baby is dead tomorrow, we do not need babysitters.
The [x] is not a complete animal, if we do not deliver it (presumably, the premature baby), we are in troubles.
We need to keep the premature baby to ourselves, even if it is ugly.
An ugly baby can be made less ugly with makeup.
We need to help others with [x], even if it is ugly.
Do not kill the ugly baby, even ugly babies need babysitters.
Put makeup on the ugly baby before you show it to others.
Sadly, all I understood is that ugly babies should not be killed, but makeup should be applied.
POST A COMMENTmomalie2(12/17/2005)
Ha!! sounds like something that would have come from my ex-boss' big fat stupid mouth!!Kinda funny!
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newton (12/16/2005)
Ummm...what? I came across this today and actually started to feel better about my sh*tty job. Put makeup on the ugly baby before you show others? And this meeting was about work??
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