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Will She Ever Stop Eating?


Posted on 03/13/2006 by ang9772
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I have been enjoying your website for over a year now and thought I would share my story.

I work in a small office. All staff sit at the front desk with no privacy.

One of workers eats at her desk constantly. I mean the entire day. Everything comes in a loud plastic wrapper (or so it seems) and I can hear everything that she is chewing...I mean come on! Popcorn is the worst. I try my best to take it...but sometimes I just want to scream - CLOSE YOUR MOUTH! Have some respect for your coworkers! Of course there is no "good" way to say something like that. So...here I sit every day - wishing I could wear headphones all day long - which unfortunately, is not an option. I long for a cubicle!! :)





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post a commentPOST A COMMENTCorporate Ladder Rung: Middle ManagercorporateSlave(03/13/2006)
I have visions of that blueberry chic on Willy Wonka who eats and eats till she explodes.

Corporate Ladder Rung: Middle ManagerRedStapler(03/14/2006)
Too bad you couldn't get sound bits of somone eating...and everytime she took a bit, you could play the sound bit of someone eating..(copy her). That would be really funny!

Corporate Ladder Rung: Middle ManagerTheNewGuy(03/14/2006)
Why is the commercial for that cereal wear the boss is talking to the employee and he can't hear him due to the crunchiness of the cereal going through my mind?

Corporate Ladder Rung: VPcnubelevit(03/14/2006)
BUBBLE-GUM!!! Buy a large bag of Bazooka Joe bubble gum and keep it at your desk. When cow starts eating, you start popping. Let me know how it goes.

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