Posted on 03/10/2006 by Walk the Planks
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So this man that works at my office thinks he is like the boss' best friend and confidant, even though, he's only been with the company for about six months. I'm leaving the office yesterday, and I walk passed my boss' office. I wave and say, "Good-bye." The six-month guy was in the boss' office, and he lets out this big cough, as if he's better than me or something, you know, looking down on me as if his judgment counts. This guy really needs to get knocked off of his high horse, but then too he showed the boss what kind of a jerk he is. And this guy has probably got a bug up his crawl because... One afternoon, we were standing outside smoking, myself, the six-month guy and some other people. The six-month guy was standing directly in front of me. He then decided to stare directly at my crotch (I'm female), I mean he was literally just staring at it. I flicked my cigarette and went back into the office. What a scumbag! Maybe, today I'll act like I can't even remember his name, just to let him know how important he truly is.
POST A COMMENTcnubelevit(03/11/2006)
Sounds to me like this guy is going to be Senior Cafe' Nadis (Mr. Brown Nose). Watch your back.
HaveADamnNiceDay(03/13/2006)
Staring at your crotch can technically be sexual harassment. Next time you catch him doing that, you might want to let him know you caught him looking. If he thinks it's cute, file a formal complaint. It's completely inappropriate to do--let the right person in charge know that it makes you feel gross with him staring at your temple like that. Someone will take that bug out of his crawl real quick. If no one responds to your complaint, take it to the next level. Get a lawyer involved.
Crocodile Dundee (03/11/2006)
At the smoking zone next time, you could try standing upwind, to get your ashes on his business suit. Or, use the ol' silent treatment. (or do both) In the mean time, when you punch out, take off as quickly as possible. The accelleration of a good takeoff on punching out does much for therapy. (assuming you don't get a speeding ticket) There is the danger that the creep IS the boss's friend. If so, that shows that the boss is also a creep. The only remedy in that case is to find a new job if possible, so you can take off for good. However, the next job may contain a WORSE creep! THAT is what sucks about workplaces. Creeps always exist in all workplaces. The ONLY remedy for that is to let civilisation collapse, let a famine ensue, and be prepared to go back into the trees. (and creeps will do the same!) Time to use this DOS command: C:\ format /s world:[ENTER]
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