Posted on 02/27/2006 by RedStapler
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...I'd come in for one more day (without saying a word to anyone about my win), clean up my desk (taking all my personals with me at lunch - but hang up other things so nobody notices emptiness), treat a select few to a lunch out (and pay for the bill without explanation), slip an envelope with cash in it for the nice custodial man who barely speaks English but is the nicest old man, be a smart*ss all day to management, and then leave early like at 3:00 without caring what anyone says but make it obvious that I'm leaving (give everyone something to talk about)... then I'd call in the next morning and quit with absolutley no explanation... What would all of you do if you won the big one????
POST A COMMENTtwizzler(02/27/2006)
Great post! It is good to dream. I would definitely come into work... probably for another week. That way I could slack for even longer. I would come in late, take 3 hour lunches and leave early. Last but not least, I would post retirement flyers with my picture all over the halls. Plan and host my own retirement party (telling folks it is a joke). Then after the party, never come back...;-)
just me(02/27/2006)
I would tell everyone what I really thought of them. I recently saw an episode of Grey's Anatomy where a guy was dying and he made video tapes to send to everyone he knew to tell them what he really thought of them. Not bad!!1
American Made(02/27/2006)
I sure like the idea of remembering the little people. I think I would do that. It's a good plan. THEN I'd buy myself a one way ticket to Fiji!
SouthernProgrammer(02/27/2006)
Paint "I QUIT" on my "cheeks" and moon everyone as I walked out the door....
Spencer(02/28/2006)
I would rent one of those planes that drags a banner across the sky that said: "KISS MY ASS, LOVE SPENCER" and fly it in front of my building's windows. (I work on the 35th floor.)
TheNewGuy(02/28/2006)
I'd probably have Whoppers delivered to the whole floor wrapped in Big Mac wrappers...
HaveADamnNiceDay(02/28/2006)
I'd let the air out of the tires of every car belonging to the bosses, and TP their offices once everything shuts down. Um.... and I'd prolly let varmints loose in the office to ruin everything paper and cardboard! Then, I'd unplug the server and switch around every wire and plug....and dump cow manure on trimspa lady's formerly white keyboard... and replace all of the coffee with decaf....and put laxatives in the creamer! Mwah-hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Walk the Planks(02/28/2006)
I would offer my boss a nice chunk of change to fire the a**holes who live to make my life miserable!
RedStapler(03/01/2006)
I love the critter idea! That is totally awesome!!!!! Yes... what could we release... ground hogs? Mice - totally mice too!
Crocodile Dundee(03/11/2006)
If I ever hit the lotto, here is what I'd do. I'd continue to work until the cheque cleared in the bank, telling the bank to call my cell phone once it occurs. At that instant, I'd then drop everything and walk to the door, use the badge to get out, toss it over my shoulder, go to my car and blast off. I would not waste my breath telling the boss off or tell anyone. Just go to the car and leave. Let everyone wonder why I suddenly dematerialise. And let them tie up the resulting loose ends.
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