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I'm a chiquita banana...


Posted on 02/22/2006 by HaveADamnNiceDay
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I'm a chiquita banana and I'm here to say,
If you want to kill your boss the easy way:
Just peel a banana and throw it on the floor,
and watch your boss go sliding out the door!


....Cha cha cha!!!! ^_^



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post a commentPOST A COMMENTCorporate Ladder Rung: Middle ManagerRedStapler(02/24/2006)
I liked this... nice one. I have found myself singing it several times today! (I just hope I don't slip and sing it out loud)

Corporate Ladder Rung: Middle ManagerTheNewGuy(02/24/2006)
I would sing, but too many dogs would howl...

American Made(02/25/2006)
Oh I wish I wasn't an Amer-i-can Weiner. That is all I really tried to be. If I wasn't such an American weiner, I would live life so hap-i-ly! ---- My Friday night tribute to my current predicament. A jobschmob exclusive! LOL

Corporate Ladder Rung: VPcnubelevit(02/28/2006)
"My work place has a first name, it's S__rs..My work place has a second name..it's K__rt. I'd love to quit here everyday 'n if you ask me, why I'll saaayyy..Everybody wants to quit but we all have out bills to pay.

Corporate Ladder Rung: Mailroomdisillusioned(03/02/2006)
"You'll wonder where your paycheck went,when you pay those premiums for Med. & Dent."

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vanilla ginger (02/24/2006)
Cute and dorky at the same time. :)

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