Posted on 02/07/2006 by GreenOlive
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When you enter the corporate environment they suck from you all essence of life and over time you become a dried up prune... or in my case, a pickled olive!
POST A COMMENTcnubelevit(02/07/2006)
Welcome to the Nosferatu Company. We know we hired the right person for the job. By the way, you ARE AB positive, right?
RedStapler(02/08/2006)
Yeah right - so the ad on Monster for the job says: "Job Requirement: must be O- or AB+ "
TheNewGuy(02/08/2006)
And must be willing to work overnights...
Walk the Planks(02/12/2006)
Consider yourself lucky if you can still feel human empathy, sympathy and normal, balanced emotions. You know you've been at it too long when you're just mechanically going through the motions, have a hollow echo on the inside and a smile plastered on your face.
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