Posted on 12/08/2005 by cnubelevit
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Let us all bow our heads in prayer, "Lord, please don't let the idiot with the cell-phone stuck to his ear drift into my lane of traffic, let the teenager with his (her) buddies partying in the car see that the light is RED, allow the little old lady 2 more inches in height so she can see over the steering wheel, let the cabbie coming at us in the intersection be able to read english, let the lady in front of me doing 25 in a 45 zone have her accelerator stick to the floor, remind everyone that turn signals are not just "pretty decorations" ont their car, have the Red-Neck next to me in traffic turn down his his stereo playing "Jethro's Musical Salute to DELIVERANCE", let the moron sticking the nose of his car out in traffic know that this will not force me to stop and let him out-it will force me to FLIP HIM OFF, lock the brakes on the car of the imbecile doing 75 in a SCHOOL ZONE, have the cops actually do their job and not harass us, let raio get stuck on the "ALL RUSH LIMBAUGH STATION" whose cars whose stereo's thump so loud it causes your pace-maker to malfucntion, let the motor fall out of the car that's going to steal my parking place at work, give to those who don't use car seats for their babies SOME SEMBLANCE OF INTELLIGENCE, and let us all get to and from work safely today and everyday. AMEN
POST A COMMENTcnubelevit(12/08/2005)
Sorry 'bout the mistakes. Was right after a close call on the road and I was a little shakey.
kid44(12/08/2005)
Amen! I don't know what's wrong with some of the people on the roads!
TheNewGuy(12/08/2005)
AMEN! I'll never understand the fixation with having the bass on the radio so loud that the trunk of the car in front of or behind you has to vibrate.
Nubi1(12/10/2005)
Or as Mr. MaGoo would say "Get off the road, ROAD-HOG."
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