Posted on 11/30/2005 by cnubelevit
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Welcome back to the 3rd level of Hell known as "EMPLOYMENT" after your meager Thanksgiving vacation. The congregation hopes you had a wonderful Thanksgiving and hopes you have a merry Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, or whatever. On that note...(the other shoe drops), I've gotten extremely weary of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS around the holiday season. If I want to say, "Merry Christmas" to a fellow inmate (whoops I meant to say associate), I will bloody well do so and hope that person takes it in the spirit in which it was given. I really don't want to hear "I DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, I CELEBRATE KWANZAA (or whatever)". I could care less if you celebrated Happy Three-Testicled Ardvarrk Day. If you think enough of me to say, "Happy Hannukah", I'm not going to have a cerebral hemmorage. It will more than likely make my entire day and I will return the comment with all the joy that the season brings. So, to everyone "HAPPY DEMENTED PSYCHOTIC GOPHER DAY".
POST A COMMENTtwizzler(11/30/2005)
Amen. Some folks need to just relax and drop the "I am different" attitude.
Walk the Planks(11/30/2005)
I agree. Truthfully, no matter how you worship, we're all different anyway.
Gizzy(11/30/2005)
Don't you hate it when you say "how are you" in passing, and the person goes on about a recent bowel movement problem! Same kind of thing here...People we all need to realize when a comment is just a comment, and when conversation is welcoming your indulgence. Merry frickin' Christmas everyone - yeah even you Bernstein!
RedStapler(11/30/2005)
Funny! Thanks for making me laugh out loud!
Nubi1(12/01/2005)
MERRY FLATULENT WARTHOG DAY!!!
whatthe...(12/01/2005)
You go Rev.
workinstiff(12/01/2005)
Jingle Bells..Jingle Bells...happy han-nu-kah...the Pope-mobile lost a wheel and Allah flew away...
SouthernProgrammer(12/01/2005)
At this time of year I really miss the last company I worked for. There were 600 employees and the average person had been their over 20 years so it really was like a big family! The front office had one wall that was just glass where you could view the highway (in case you wanted to throw a water cooler through the window and escape) and at Xmas everyone put tables in front of the windows and FILLED the tables with p-chips and chicken and soft drinks for TWO WEEKS. During those two weeks I never went out to eat and would gain 8 lbs! I sure miss that place, it's a shame I had to leave but one year after I did the whole group was laid off and outsourced which I was afraid would happen.
tiredofbeingyourmomma(12/01/2005)
Always amazing how some folks will argue after you have wished them a pleasant day. I suspect it's lack of fiber in the diet and an emotionally difficult history with "smiley face" accessories.
TheNewGuy(12/01/2005)
That has to be one of the funniest, but true things I've read. Rock on.
workingstiff(12/04/2005)
LOL
disillusioned(12/04/2005)
How about a benign "Happy Winter Celebration" to you all?!
myjobsux(12/24/2005)
this is great-write on
c - -(12/24/2005)
This is the day when I have the severe urge to call all my past managers and some of my idiot coworkers and let them know what I still think about them. Especially the ones who went out of their way to ruin any possible promotion and made it impossible to take advantage of education benefits. "I hope you never get your retirement package because you don't deserve it and I hope the same holds true for your medical insurance. May the crooked insurance company you handed our retirement accounts to and that is still managing your Roth/IRA and 401K or whatever not send you your monthly check since you did your best to ruin any benefits for your good and loyal workers." Have a lousy mangager's holiday to whom it may concern.
Neo(12/27/2005)
Rev. you always crack me up. Rock On
Managethis(12/30/2005)
Happy Ram-a-dang ornament up their--well..u know.
Brutus(01/06/2006)
Happy Slap Your Boss With A Brick Day!!
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