Posted on 11/08/2005 by SouthernProgrammer
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(Satire Post For Spencer)
My company recently hired an Alien from Mars who is SO annoying! His nine tentacles are always in my way and I sometimes catch one of his five eyes staring right at me!
He is constantly oozing to the restroom NOT to use it...but to look for something (or someone) to eat!
Occasionally we have caught him sucking the brains out of a good employee and instead of 'fessing up' he plays it out like it is perfectly normal on his planet!
To make matters worse, my company THEN promotes these newly brainless employees to management!
I sure wish they would have hired a normal temp...
POST A COMMENTSpencer(11/08/2005)
ROTFLMFAO! I love it! Now I've seen it all! You're alright...SP. I am just surprised this didn't come as a serious post from WTP, but hey...I have been known to be wrong (on accasion). =)~
SouthernProgrammer(11/08/2005)
Glad you liked it....
Walk the Planks(11/08/2005)
Yes, but brainless employees in management are the best. They only have to learn one or two words -- "yes, sir," or "yes, ma'am."
megamania(11/08/2005)
Don't forget "take me to your leader"!
siggy(11/08/2005)
oh you wild and crazy jobschmob nuts! Your jobs have finally pushed you off the deep end! Mine's about to...it's 7 PM EST and I am stuck at work waiting for my boss to approve my stupid test scenarios so I can get the bleep outta here!
tiredofbeingyourmomma(11/09/2005)
Where can we get one? I could use some help with cleaning. And I would take a brainless manager over some of the folks described in other posts. Could be a big plus.
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