Posted on 11/04/2005 by cnubelevit
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To all the disgruntled, irritated, frustrated, intimidated, aggrevated workers of the man...Welcome home.
Jobschmob---to those of us who aren't "the man" and never wanna be, this is home. A simple refuge in cyberspace where we can vent our frustrations, while sitting in our underwear drinking a (jack &) coke or what have you.
Brothers and Sisters... (can I have an AMEN), I have recieved news from one of my operatives (mission impossible theme-duh duh da duh..etc.) "UPSTAIRS", that the all compassionate upper eschelon has decided to try and get rid of all the old timers after the 1st of the year. Hey, why not? I mean they are already snuffing our pension plan, cutting our paid days off, and reducing our benefit rates. Heck, who cares if the people who've been with the company 20 years+ gets the axe? You know who I'm talkin' about..yeah, the ones that put in 60-70 hours a week to insure that our quarterly revenue met standards. I mean, it's not like they have a home or family or car or insurance or..or...or. I have a great idea..everybody walk up to your boss tommorrow and barf right on their shoes to show them how we really feel. Or snork a great big boogie on their monitor. Or take your boss's favorite pen and scratch that itch right at the top of your butt cleavage. Better yet, while he's making his big presentation to his boss, sneak up to door and rip the worlds largest, thundering air biscuit (be prepared-eat pickled eggs, frijoles, 2 pounds of tofu and drink a mini-keg of home-made beer tonight) and then run like hell. /check out the new photo I placed yesterday/
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