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Ooops, lost my keys (Ssssh! I'm really just hungover)


Posted on 09/16/2005 by no saint
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I had been out drinking the night before a little too heavily and wasn't sure if I felt up to going in to work so I called in and said I was really sorry but I couldn't find my car keys. I said that if I located them I would come in to work. I never came in and the next day I just told them I ended up having a locksmith come out and make me a new set. I told them it took all day to get a locksmith to come out. Actually, I was sleeping off my hangover and watching reruns of I Love Lucy. Bad? Or just human!



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post a commentPOST A COMMENTCorporate Ladder Rung: MailroomCorporate Doormat(06/18/2006)
I agree. It's not their business to know why you won't be in. Just say you're not feeling well. Then you don't have to remember who you told what to.





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AnotherDayInWhat? (09/16/2005)
Bad...Bad Idea! You should have just said you had a really bad soar throat? Think about it, you probably sounded like crap anyway. What happens if you really do have a key issue in the near future? Soar throats come and go commonly all year round, someone who loses keys two times in a row?? Hmmm. Just a thought from a management perpective.

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