Posted on 08/24/2005 by Walk the Planks
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Dearest Cow-orker
(Please Don’t Prod Me Any More)
Dearest Cow-orker, my fake friend,
I will be here until the end.
You turn the knife with a smile,
But you will pay in a while.
Dearest Cow-orker, be aware,
I know that you don’t really care.
You cough and stammer being mean,
The way you act is often green.
Dearest Cow-orker, the unwise,
I have got another surprise.
You use big words like a fool,
The game you play is so old school.
Dearest Cow-orker, big-headed you are,
It surely didn’t get you far.
We are not at all impressed,
And this includes the way you’re dressed.
Dearest Cow-orker, you think you’re smart,
I often wonder when we’re apart,
Is being mean and stupid a natural trait?
Because a good friend you just surely ain’t.
Dearest Cow-orker, get a clue,
About you, people still ask -- who?
You’re all ego and that’s about it,
Splat on the pavement, you will hit.
Dearest Cow-orker, one upsmanship?
But we are joined at the hip.
If you were any better, where would you be?
The boss’ office and not with me.
Dearest Cow-orker, stalking the halls,
You have got the biggest b****.
Do you really think we are blind to your game?
The way you act is a God awful shame.
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