Posted on 08/06/2005 by AmusedInAmerica
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The front office at my company consists of a small IT group, a shipping department and an accounting department all in one small area. I work in a service area.
In the shipping department there is a man who speaks EXTREMELY loud, Loud Howard from Dilbert has nothing on this man! Everyday he calls the SAME person and bellows into the phone with the SAME conversation.
LoudMan: HI BOB! THIS IS [NAME] FROM [ACME]! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
5 second pause
LoudMan: GOOD! GOOD! NOW HERE IS WHAT I NEED TODAY!!!!
[Rest of conversation]
One of the guys in the programming group has begun answering the loud guy in a way that is quit humerous.
Interject these gems during the five second pause.
..I'm just sitting here wearing a dress, if you
like that sort of thing yell GOOD GOOD into the phone...
..I'm just sitting here holding a gun to my head wondering
if life is worth living...hoping the next person will listen
and not just yell GOOD GOOD into the phone...
..I'm sitting here naked! If you want to meet me later
for drinks yell GOOD GOOD into the phone...
...I'm kissing your wife! Yell GOOD GOOD into the phone
if you approve...