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Don't you dare blame your typing on my apple!


Posted on 07/25/2005 by hannahM
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This morning my boss stood over my shoulder while I worked, correcting my typing as I took a letter for him. He made me so nervous because he was standing like 2 inches from me. So my typing was that of a nervous person. He kept shaking his head and audibly sighing every time I would make a typo and loudly spell out the word I mistyped so people could hear. He said stuff like, "INSURANCE: I-N-S-U-R-A-N-C-E" or "THE: T-H-E not H-T-E!!!" all while eating an apple that would periodically drip on my shoulder. When it would drip he would just reach out and brush the juice off my shoulder. Ick ick ick! At one point I turned around and asked him to discontinue eating the apple if he was going to drip it on me and he actually said "What? Don't you dare blame your typing on my apple!" I started to protest but realized I was wasting my breath on this idiot waste of space. I hate it here and I hope he reads this!



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post a commentPOST A COMMENTCorporate Ladder Rung: Mailroomgranularity(07/25/2005)
I could be wrong, but I think that HR should be notified of a boss who gnashes on an apple while repeatedly brushing juice off your shoulder without apologizing!





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