Posted on 07/21/2005 by on my side
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Being that I already have another job lined up and am currently working for the king pyscopath boss from hell at the company from the twilight zone...I decided the bridges should burn to a crisp. Here is my plan for how the day will go:
I am going to get dressed that morning in my crappiest jeans, whistling the whole time. I am going to take my time getting ready and I am going to stop at Krispy Kreme to pick up donuts for the people I do like there. I am going to park in handicap spot because it's prime real estate and nobody EVER parks there and it is closest to the door for my escape. Then I am going to attend our Friday morning staff meeting and just doodle charicatures of my boss the whole time. When, the meeting is coming to a close and he inevitably says, "Does anyone have any other issues to discuss?" My boss' name is Robert, so I am going to pipe up and say, "Yeah, Bobby, I do. Today is my last day because I quit." Then I am going to stand up and say "It has NOT been a pleasure working for you, you treat people like crap and I have despised every minute of my time here." Then I am gonna turn to the rest of the group and say "Good luck...I'm outta here!" and then I am gonna leave. They'll probably have security escort me out, but that will make it even more fun. I just don't care what this place thinks of me because they are all nuts there and I can't wait to get out. I've only been there 6 months and knew it was a mistake to have taken the job the day I started. Everyone I have met here is miserable but they stay for some reason. As for me, I refuse to settle for this pyscho ward of a company and will take every bit of joy in quitting as I can. Wish me luck!!!!
Spencer(07/21/2005)
Please post back and tell us if it really went this way after you quit! Good luck!
Keachie(07/22/2005)
Love it, but it may be just what they wanted. Toxic people like being abused verbally, etc. because they feel deep down that they are no good. That's why they treat others so bady. If it brings you enjoyment, however, ROCK ON!!
on my side(07/25/2005)
OK! I did it on Friday! I did come in late in my crappiest jeans, I did buy Krispy Kremes, I did say what I wanted to say and security and HR did escort me out. HA! You should have seen the stares! The only thing I did not do was park in the handicap spot and I forgot to say good luck to the rest of my team because my boss kind of cut me off and kept repeating "out now!" But one guy in my group immediately stood up smiling and shook my hand! I AM SO HAPPY!! Thanks for rooting for me guys! I feel like I can do anything now. =)
Spencer(07/28/2005)
THAT IS AWESOME! I was telling my friends about your plan at a party and we were all taking guesses as to whether or not you would really get a chance to do it all they way you planned...you know how it goes. Congrats, man...you're my hero.
jobman(07/28/2005)
Congrats! You are everyones hero!
Underemployed(08/20/2005)
Would they have you arrested if you mooned them on the way out? Haha! I had a boss who died, many years ago. Nobody cried. The accountant was mad because she never got the chance to tell him off. Carpe diem, I say.
jobman (07/21/2005)
Ha! This is great! I wish I could be there to cheer you on. Good luck!
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