Posted on 08/23/2006 by cnubelevit
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Forgive the vulgarity of my title but...a rose is a rose, isn't it? We had our once a week sit down over lunch today and a quite peculiar incident took place.
G.M., "This is where we are and this is where we should be..blah, blah, blah" and all of the sudden this high pitched, low volume squeal comes from her direction. She keeps on talking, ignoring the sound, and the operations manager, seated to her right, turns this lovely rose color. The G.M. proceeds to go through all of last quarter's pros and cons and while this noxious odor begins to permeate the room.
Our operations manager is now biting his lower lip, tears are forming in the corner of his eyes and the rest of us are adamantly trying to keep our lunch down. I casually moved from the table to the closest window and pulled it open (remaining there until the meeting was over). Once again a squeal...more of a warbel...eminated from our fearless leaders direction. This, evidently, was the clencher for the operations manager. He quietly slid his chair back, excused himself, and headed for the door leaving the rest of us to endure the malodorous olfactory attack produced by the head honcho. Just after he left I vurped (cnu's dictionary: Vurp (verb) An oral expulsion of gas intermingled with regurgitated food) and also excused my self to the facilities. I caught up with the O.M. just outside the restroom and he explained that our g.m. has almost no sense of smell due to nasal polyps or something like that. Well...lunch was fabulous but the desert definetly left something to be desired.
POST A COMMENTthe confessor(08/24/2006)
Wow! Maybe she doesn't have her sense of smell, however her butt-nerves must still work, otherwise she'd poop herself. Wait a second, perhaps she did...
SouthernProgrammer(08/24/2006)
A women goes to the doctor complaining of her constant flatulance. She says, "Doctor, I must fart 500 times a day, BUT you would never know it, because they’re SILENT and the don’t STINK!. For instance, I’ve just passed gas at least 20 times just sitting here with you right now!". The Doctor just nods and gives her a prescription. He tells her to come back in 2 weeks. 2 weeks later she enters his office and says "Those pills made my farting worse! I’m still breaking wind 500 times day, but now they SMELL REALLY BAD!. Doc replies: Well, now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we can work on your hearing!
the confessor(08/27/2006)
One of our radio salespeople was a former scuba instructor who was quite a ladies man, hence his nickname "Deep Lung". He also had the ability to let out the most corrosive form of anal gases, and used them to punish those who offended him. One day a particularly obnoxious sales rep was giving him a hard time. Mark said nothing, and shortly after she shut up and sat down, Mark got up and headed for my studio, passing quite close to her desk. I laughed because I knew what had happened. ince my studio had large glass windows, I was able to watch the expression on her face as the explosive vapors reached. Throwing her appointment book to the floor, he stomped out of the office. As I passed her, she whimpered that "somebody needs to open a window around here..." Chastised again by the power of Deep Lung!
Fear(09/12/2006)
FUNNY!!!!!!!! Anyone got any more funny stuff like that?
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