Posted on 08/11/2006 by ACube2Graphic
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Wandering Tattler; the small minded individual who likes to wallow in the shallow muck, picking out prize morsels to share with "papa bird", even if it means stealing it away from their own flock.
POST A COMMENTACube2Graphic(08/11/2006)
Booby: A bird that swaggers around, like he's Cock-of-the-Rock, has beak battles with other males for territory, and occasionally trips over his own feet.
the confessor(08/12/2006)
I was going to describe the "Office Swallow", but then again I don't think it's necessary...
C - -(08/12/2006)
A Puffin comes to mind........
ACube2Graphic(08/14/2006)
Puffin; a bird that sneaks into to the bathroom at work to smoke dope, and truly believes that none of the other employees notice the smell on them or the bathroom.
ACube2Graphic(08/14/2006)
I really like Office Swallow though(nope, explanation NOT necessary). Just thankful that species doesn't work here!
the confessor(08/14/2006)
"Big Butted Repeater"-sits around and reports any comments made by productive emnployees.
HaveADamnNiceDay(08/14/2006)
Bulbous-eyed hooter: A bird that always has his eyes trained on every female bosom in the room.
HaveADamnNiceDay(08/14/2006)
Flitting Whistler: A bird that is constantly on the move and making alot of "musical" noise. Kindof annoying if they hover over your desk....
HaveADamnNiceDay(08/14/2006)
Strutting Peacock (or Pea-hen): A bird whose ego is sooo big, they can't spread thier tailfeathers far enough out to show how perfect they are.
HaveADamnNiceDay(08/14/2006)
Big-Mouthed Codswalloper: A cousin to the Wandering Tattler, except it stretches the truth or outright lies if it means favor from papa bird.
HaveADamnNiceDay(08/14/2006)
Twitchy Cuckoo: A bird most of the office is afraid to be alone with at the office.
HaveADamnNiceDay(08/14/2006)
Red-Plumed Hip-Switcher: That bimbo in the office that puts her "assets" on display to sack the bosses.
HaveADamnNiceDay(08/14/2006)
Man, these thing just keep on comin' to me....
ACube2Graphic(08/15/2006)
I love them! Sadly, a number of these critters work here with me...
ACube2Graphic(08/15/2006)
FencePost Mockingbird; a bird who sings it's song to anyone that will listen, teetering on one side of the fence or the other, depending on which way the wind blows.
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