Signs your boss may be evil

This is a little something for everyone to add to. I've picked up on some interesting things over the years where evil people fall into certain outward patterns of behavior and adornment. For instance:
Your boss may be evil if she is obsessed with things like Tweety bird and has tweety stickers on her car, tweety doormat, a tweety coffee mug and has somehow managed to name her dog Tweety.

Who else wants to contribute to the thread? ^_^

POST A COMMENTbookworm2009(02/12/2009)
Sounds like someone has a obsseive personality problem. Be carful it might me a virus.

SouthernProgrammer(02/12/2009)
Signs your boss might be evil..

- Your boss was kicked out of the Nazi Youth party for being too mean.

- Your boss won't die because he is too mean for Heaven and Hell is afraid he will take over.

- The door to his car has stamps of little old ladies with walkers all over it and his front bumper is dented.

- You smell brimstone in his office.

HaveADamnNiceDay(02/12/2009)
Your boss has a "Hillary for President" lawn sign sitting in her office.

HaveADamnNiceDay(02/12/2009)
Your boss thinks that airing his or her dirty laundry to clients strengthens their business relationships.

SouthernProgrammer(02/12/2009)
He / She does not cast a reflection in mirrors....

SouthernProgrammer(02/12/2009)
Your boss is reading "Helter Skelter" ...and laughing hilariously....

SouthernProgrammer(02/12/2009)
You look up and see your boss staring at you....and he suddenly starts laughing and says....

BAR B QUE!

and then walks away.....

HaveADamnNiceDay(02/12/2009)
--Your boss has framed pictures of the evil Dogbert sitting on their desk

--your boss wears prolific shark teeth jewelry and is quite proud of it.

--your boss keeps a coffin propped up in the corner of their office

--you find little skulls under your boss's desk



CK(02/12/2009)
Your boss had an old phonograph that spins in the wrong direction ...

Has a whip hanging behind his chair with a plaque "The whipping will stop when moral improves."

The massage table doubles as a water-board.

HaveADamnNiceDay(02/13/2009)
Your boss's mood swings remind you of the morning traffic...

HaveADamnNiceDay(02/13/2009)
Your boss is overly fond of small, yapping dogs with nasty dispositions...and makes you take them out for a poop-trip.

labtech(02/14/2009)
You report to your boss that water coming inside the building, down a wall and running onto the floor, leaving a two foot wide puddle on the floor. Your boss accuses you of spilling something, then declares, "I don't see anything wrong." This leak corresponds with the three-foot long and spreading crack in the exterior wall.

Your boss orders a heavy piece of ancient electronic equipment placed so that the power switch is two inches away from a water tap at a sink. Yes, two inches. Yes, I did what I could to make it safe.

Your boss repeatedly calls you by someone else's name, unless of course you did something wrong, in which case he can remember. Including calling you the name of someone who had been fired - fairly often.

I could go on, but it's giving me heartburn.

I remain convinced that this company's retirement plan is to kill us off, or fire us before we can collect a pension.


CK(02/14/2009)
Employees start hiring lawyers to defend themselves from your employer (true story - my current employer)

HaveADamnNiceDay(02/16/2009)
your boss uses dark words like "Major Screw Up" whenever you make a minor mistake.

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