APPLYING FOR A JOB ONLINE

Please read below,..I made a list in order of how to apply for ONE JOB Online,.....ck it!!
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CREATE LOGIN/ PASSWORD (hope that Cookies on yr browser allow the site to accept what you choose)

SELECT COUNTRY

SELECT STATE

SELECT AREA OF EXPERTISE (all areas inclduing Toilet Cleaning, Paper Mache, Calculator etc.

DOWNLOAD EMPLOYMENT APP

FILLOUT APPLICATION ACCURATELY INCLUDING NAMES AND EXT'S OF MANAGERS DATING BACK 10 YRS

UPLOAD RESUME

UPLOAD COVER LETTER

READ AND SIGN OFF ON BACKGROUND CHECK

READ AND SIGN OFF ON DRUG TESTING

READ AND SIGN OFF ON CREDIT CHECK (even though it sux & yr applying for a $20k Yr Job)

TAKE 150 QUESTION TIMED SKILLS ASESSMENT (I.E. 2 trains traveling 143.10112 Kilometers per hr)

TAKE 150 QUESTION MEYERS BRIGG PERSONALITY PROFILE (I.E. "Sometimes I wanna climb a Clock Tower w/a AK-47) A.- DISAGREE B. STRONGLY AGREE

SELECT VETERAN STATUS

SELECT ETHNICITY

SELECT WHETHER OR NOT YOU LOOK SUSPICIOUS IN THE STATE OF ARIZONA DURING TRAFFIC STOPS

READ AND SIGN FORM GIVING CO TO FIRE YOU WITHOUT REASON OR CAUSE

RECEIVE E-MAIL SAYING THANK YOU FOR APPLYING ALONG W/500 OTHER MORE EDUCATED AND QUALIFIED APPLICANTS

IN THE EVENT THAT YOU MATCH THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR THIS JOB THAT PAYS $4.00 ABOVE FEDERAL MIN WAGE,..WE WILL CONTACT YOU

HAVE A NICE FKKING DAY

POST A COMMENTSphincter Detector(09/17/2010)
That was hilarious!

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