By Nothing
It seemed like a normal day, but when I woke up that morning I felt a sudden urge...an urge to escape from work and take the day off.
My boss was the meanest boss you could ever imagine of, and I knew he would NEVER let me take the day off, so I knew I had to do it without him knowing. So I called the office and told them I have a serious cough that is highly contagious, they believed me and hung up as if they would catch it through phone! haha. Well, I decided to spend my first hour watching a movie at the theater. when I got into the movie room I decided to sit waaay in the back. I was watching and eating the popcorn when suddenly a bald man comes in and sits right in front of me (and I couldn't see the movie anymore) so I went out. besides, the movie was about to end in like. what, 8 minutes?
I decided to order my favorite flavor ice cream and eat it in the park where I could get a scent of fresh air. when I got to the ice cream bar, there was a man in front of me that haaad to take so long on ordering his ice cream flavor. when he finally left with his ice cream I quickly ordered and went off with my ice cream to look at the little ducks. the man that was in front of me in the ice cream line went on the other side of the pond to look at the ducks also. I didn't want to look at the man, afraid he would think I would be 'checking him out'. so I kept staring at the ducks, but my focus was on him in my head, he stared at me for the longest time...it really seemed like he was checking me out.
heh, well I was wrong, it was my boss! I totally forgot that he announced that he was taking a day off today. I felt so freakin dumb. after that I obviously got fired.
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By dumber than a catbox full of sh*t:No way!
By Interesting:How can you be right behind your boss and not know it's him?
By avid reader:I'm calling bogus on this one.
By SouthernProgrammer:Who in the world walks into a movie 8 minutes before it is supposed to end?
By SouthernProgrammer:Something is really odd, your boss walks into a movie 8 minutes before it is to end...you then go to get ice cream store and your boss was already there?
Too bizarre...
By CK:Just waht we all need - Stocker Bosses!!! "Everywhere you go, whatever you do, the boss will be watching you ..."
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