1)When someone walks by, grab your computer in an embrace and snarl at them. Pet your computer and seductively whisper to it.


2)Skip down the halls singing "Come Sail Away" then when you pass someone, look at them strangely and ask for them to quit that.


3)Disquise your voice and page people to fake extentions. Then walk by the person you just paged, stop and stare while shaking your head.


4)Walk around taking notes and when someone asks you what your doing, grin and say "I think that's the last of your worries, don't you?" and wink


5)Wait by the restroom and everytime someone walks out, pretend to walk in and rush back out while screaming "My god, did something die in there" follow by gagging and coughing.


6)After doing 6 to at least 10 people, page over the intercom that the restrooms have been closed for everyone's safety.