Posted on 09/16/2005 by Scaredy-Cat
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I don't have the guts to do this, but boy would it be hilarious if someone did....
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem, lead the way with the opening note.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator and put their picture on the back.
In a colleague's calendar, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now". Swat above your head a few times.
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"
I DID IT! (09/21/2005)
In a colleague's calendar, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights". I thought that was so d@mn funny I wrote in in my coworker's calendar. He's a pretty large man who looks like a biker so I thought it would be hilarious. Later in the day he saw it and said outloud "HEY! Sounds like someone around here has a hankerin for a hunk of ME." and then he stood up and looked around. I kept my head glued to the screen which probably gave me away now that I think about it. Nobody said anything and he say down with a big thud and a growl. Let's just hope I don't drop my pencil in the vicinity of him.
Scaredy-Cat (09/21/2005)
Excellent Job! That is awesome! If we are going to be 40 hours slaves, it is nice to get some laughs out of the day!
SouthernProgrammer (09/22/2005)
I have a good friend at corporate whom I often work with on projects. Sometimes he will send me emails giving instructions on how to fix an issue in a system and he adds: When you finish testing this...forward these instructions to [list of others]. So, I would do as he requested...CC'ing him..but I would modify the end of his email to say: Hugs and Flowers! [Friends Name]
targetnomore (09/27/2005)
I really like the calandar idea. Just think of the things you could write in someone's calendar!! I'm sure gonna do it too!! thanks
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