Need Ideas for Great Office Pranks Written by Jennyfrom the block on 01/24/2011Look - there is this stupid fat lying b.... that I work with - she is part time, actually, and I'm full time - so I have more time to play some pranks. I need some really creative ideas. I'm looking for pranks that won't get her physically hurt or damage any office equipment. I'm looking for embarrassing and humiliating and aggravating to clean up. For her to clean up - not me. It needs to be sneaky - I don't want to get caught - where's the fun in that? And after what she's put me through for the last 8 years I deserve some fun!Read 5 Replies   |   Add a Reply

     

Posted by econobiker on 01/25/2011:
Fill desk drawers with styrofoam packing peanuts. Glue the center of each post-it note to the next one so none of them come off- or skip a couple between glued ones. One week raise her office chair when she leaves for the day then the next week lower her office chair each day. Rotate her computer screen 90 degrees or 180 degrees. Change the language for her pc to some off the wall language. Change regular sounds for her use of the pc to something wacky- like a duck quacking.Claim that she changed a setting to do it when these things have to be "fixed".

Posted by sphincter detector on 01/31/2011:
Before I give you my Revenge Prank.. I will prelude with "Blah blah blah, you shouldn't pull pranks in the office.. blah blah blah, just tell her how you feel and try to address it professionally. Blah blah blah." OK, now that I've covered that. Here's what you do. Open up her phone, place a piece of tape over the mouth speaker.. close the phone back up. Everytime she answers the phone, people will ask her to speak up.. and she'll end up yelling or talking very loud to be heard. In a few days, do it again, except remove the tape from the mouth and place it on the ear peice. Keep alternating every few days. Prank #2. Place some cookie crumbs on the floor near her desk and on her desk around her keyboard. Place an empty coffee cup beside her mouse, make sure you spill a little so it leaves a ring and a spill stain, leave a bitten cookie beside the cup. Make her think someone was working at her desk over the weekend.. or the boss with think she's a total slob. You need to have a really good poker face to pull this one off tho.. and it has to be a big office.

Posted by jennyfromtheblock on 02/09/2011:
Thanks! I'm going to try these!

Posted by Whatever on 03/06/2011:
How about acting like an adult? Is that even possible?

Posted by hammnahammna on 03/15/2011:
If she is using a computer, take a snap shot of her desktop. Then delete all her desktop icons and set the background of her computer to the snapshot. She will try to click the icons and nothing will happen. She will look like a goof.

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