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Jul 29, 2007

Living in a cubicle.

by The English Blogger
Tags: cubicle, personal space, cube, decorate, workspace,

And the winner of last weeks competition is:

"I would have liked to work in a bullpen because nobody can steal your stuff off or out of your desk and not be seen. Plus, if one of your officemates goes postal, it'll be easier to move from desk to desk without having to get up and run for cover, and so you'll be a harder target to shoot at. Just pray your back isn't to the door!"

Thank you HaveaDamnNiceDay. And I wish you a damn nice day. In fact, take the day off, go for a walk in the park, maybe have a few beers in the sun and watch the world go by. If your boss asks what's going on, just send them to me, I'll straigten the whole thing out.

However positive your attitude to life in general and working in a cubicle in particular, it is difficult to get too excited about working in a box. I have been collecting many people’s attempts to brighten up their space, and here are a few good examples. High-tech minimalist versus nature. Whatever floats your particular boat, one of the most important things you can do when working in a cubicle, is make it “your” space. Of course some companies frown upon that, but if all you are allowed is a personal photo frame, for goodness’ sake, take one to work to remind yourself that you are indeed an individual. I still want more photos, so if you have any interesting ones, send them along to www.youcube.us

Jungle/Nature:

Minimalist:

 



This weeks competition:

 

"I would like XXXXX in my cubicle, but my boss is such a complete bastard/bitch, I am not allowed, so I have to make do with XXXXXXX."

My effort:

I would like the Los Angeles under-21 women's volleyball team in my cubicle, but I have to make do with my imagination instead.

 




 


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Corporate Ladder Rung: VPtwiz(07/30/2007)
I dig the minimalist approach... with personalization... I also liked to print and post important corporate emails that had something entertaining about them... Like the one time we received an email from the top honcho talking about how the aging employee class is getting less useful in today's "2.0" world... and the new working class consisting of mostly females in their 20's is going to be taking over and setting the bar.

Who sends this crap to their employees? My old job.


dumber than a box of catsh*t(07/30/2007)
I would like a bar/grill in my cubicle, but my boss is such a complete bastard , I am not allowed, so I have to make do with corporate memos that I have marked with my brightly colored sharpies with "Rec'd. and then the date" so when we are accused of anything, there is a record showing that the memo came out to late to prevent the problem....

Cellophane Girl(07/30/2007)
"I would like a napping cot in my cubicle, but my boss is such a complete bastard, I am not allowed, so I have to make do with a stack of styrofoam coffee cups to use as a pillow."

Corporate Ladder Rung: MailroomThe English blogger(07/31/2007)
OK cellophane girl, I like it, once again. I love the idea of a napping cot. And no body hair references this time.


Corporate Ladder Rung: Middle Manageravid reader(07/31/2007)
I would like a microwave oven in my cubicle but my company is such a work camp that I have to settle for food wrapped in tin foil and placed next to the window.



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