Well well well, looks like I finally have a vehicle to dispose of the disgusting site I saw at Taco Bell a few weeks ago.
Picture it with me now folks, but make sure you're sitting down.
WHO: My roly poly boss who tucks in sweaters and reeks of some sort of outdated aftershave
WHERE: Tace Bell Parking Lot
WHAT: Aforementioned roly poly bossy sitting in his car sucking face with....
A drippy gooey gross chili cheese grande burrito!
HOLY UNATURAL RELATIONSHIP, BATMAN! God help me, I've never seen a man and a piece of food have such a unatural hot and heavy love fest in all my life! It moved from heavy petting to full on oral action in a matter of seconds. I WAS SCARED! Seriously, if I could have seen below the window level, I probably would have to enter therapy.
When I got back to work that day, I avoided eye contact and to this day cringe when I think of ever going back to Taco Bell.
God love you, JobSchmob for letting me puke this on to you. You just save me a ton of money on my therapy bill!
friday hotness(02/10/2006)
new to the site. love it! first story I read made me spit my green tea. I bet I can top this one with a non-food story tho. I'll make another post for it. (p.s. hi everyone!)
RedStapler(02/10/2006)
I don't eat Taco Hell that often, maybe 1 or 2 times a year... looks like I'm never eating it again after this story. Nice descriptions!!!!
cnubelevit(02/10/2006)
I've found the perfect diet plan...if I read this everyday before work, I just won't want to eat..
TheNewGuy(02/13/2006)
Oh god, the mental image...please make it stop...forget Atkin's or the South Beach Diet, this is enough of an appetite suppressent in itself!
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