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Another lint story
Posted on 02/07/2006 by HaveADamnNiceDay
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So I had an interview yesterday, and the lady who met me was wearing this cute black velvet blazer. She looked well put-together, except for ONE little thing... That cute blazer was absolutely COVERED in lint! I was so disarmed by that blazer I completely forgot to be nervous! Hahahahaha!
One of life's little bright spots....
I wonder what would have happened if I I'd had a lint roller on hand...? Would it be wrong to offer it?
cnubelevit(02/07/2006)
Zees ees Dr. Freud. Eet seems to me zat you have a severe case of fuzzaphobia. Starting zees veek, ve vill haf three sezzions a veek. Are you steel hafing ze lintasauraus nightmarez? Hmmmm?
 HaveADamnNiceDay(02/08/2006)
Then maybe you can explain my recent dreams about multiple copies of my favorite childhood teddy bear, doc.... ^_^
 cnubelevit(02/08/2006)
Yess..yess, ze reccuring redundant Teddy Bear fantasy. It ees a common nocturnal delusion where ze zubject has a ztrong dezire for all ze people in hees/her circle to be trustworthy, kind, conziderate beings..or has a zexual fetish for small, furry pygmies from Borneo. (I am Freud, after all).
HaveADamnNiceDay(02/09/2006)
Heheh... I'll go with the former deduction, doc...hahaha!
Walk the Planks(02/12/2006)
Maybe, she purposely wore the lint, looking to test your character -- i.e., if you're the type of person that will speakup about things?
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