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the SEARSING TRUTH "The 12 Days of X-mas"

Posted on 12/19/2005 by cnubelevit
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Friends, associates, inmates...lend me your ears. I come to berate management, not to praise them. For oft' the good of the employee is enterred with his bones and his mistakes live on in his associate file. Be that as it may, it's very close to Christmas, Channukah,...the holidays. Here is our rendetion of the 12 Days of Christmas, performed by the All Faithful Gospel Choir of the Holy Church of the Nearly Psychotic Employee. (Led by Rev. Cnubelevit).
"On the 1st day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...all his duties and resonsibiliteeeeeees"
"On the 2nd day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...2 reprimands and...(1st verse)."
"On the 3rd day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...3 verbal warnings (you know how it goes)."
"On the 4th day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...4 weeks of back work..."
"On the 5th day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...5 new traineeeessss..."
"On the 6th day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...6 minute pee breaks..."
"On the 7th day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...7 percent pay-cut..."
"On the 8th day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...He 8 half my lunch..."
"On the 9th day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...9 misspelled memos..."
"On the 10th day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...10 brown nosing cut-throats..."
"On the llth day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...11 o'clock work night..."
"On the 12th day of Christmas my new boss gave to me...12 minutes to clean out my desk.."
Thank you..Thank you...we appreciate the applause. Merry Christ....Happy Channu....Happy Kwan...WHATEVER. Happy Holidays" ;)

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post a commentcorporateSlave(12/19/2005)
God love ya, you truth speaking, Reverend of all that's true and holy, you. AMEN AND HALLELUJAH! I'll be singing it in my head for the rest of the week when I am stuck working while everyone else is off. "Five new traineeeeeeees..." buh-duh-buh-bummmm...

Nubi1(12/20/2005)
I wanna be Babtised at your church, Rev.

whatthe..?(12/20/2005)
Hilarious!!

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