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Posted on 10/06/2005 by GreenGobblin'
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Why is it that some can't hold "it" until they are off the elevator. Hmm? It's not like any elevator ride is more than just 10-40 seconds. Why can't you step off on the first floor that opens, then get back on when you are done... Did you have to pass gas in the elevator? Worse, people probably think it was me because I was the last one to get on and my backside was to everyone. Pigs.



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no kidding (10/06/2005)
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS! And like you, I've been on the elevator after the person left and someone else gets on and (GULP!) the think it's me! Ha...I thought things like that seemed to just perpetually happen to me. Sorry for ya, but glad to see I'm not alone! LOL

GotchaGirl (10/06/2005)
Sick!

Walk the Planks (10/07/2005)
If you think that's bad -- a senior woman that I work in the same department with (which is about the size of a small room) just lets loose with her farts and doesn't even say, "Excuse me." And, yes, you can actually hear the farts. One time, I said "God bless you," on accident. Somebody had just sneezed before the fart happened, and I guess my mind was still on the sneeze. It's so gross and such bad manners.

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