Posted on 08/03/2005 by Walk the Planks
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I have a co-worker whom I lovingly -- not -- refer to as "The Fruit Fly." She's small and pesty. She's always forcing herself in where she doesn't belong. She buzzes around the office, physically and verbally, and what's worse, she's always in these heels. (So you hear the constant click, click, click of her shoes while her mouth's moving, and she's moving at an high rate of speed.) She never eats her meals in one place. She eats six times a day, small meals (fruit flies have small stomachs), and it's all over the office. She's always up and down the steps and just buzzing all over the place. She is "friends" with the boss, so she will hide in corners to gather dung just to bring it to the top banana, which she probably peels and/or has on occasion. And if there is any trash to be found, it's usually when she's already sitting on a huge pile of sh** and can't decide which is better, the old stuff or the fresh new pile; you know how flies are. She's here, there and everywhere. What a pest. Can I have a swatter please?
tanpequena (08/04/2005)
A lot of visuals with this story! HAHAHAHAHAHAA Buzz buzz!
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