Oh wanna be sickie, you know it's not true
You never came down with a case of the flu
You pretended you did so we’d all gather round
Instead we sat there thinking how tightly you're wound.
Oh wanna be sickie you're not fooling us
We saw you this morning when you got off the bus
You looked fine and dandy strolling to work
But apparently your symptoms, they seem to lurk
Oh wanna be sickie you turn it on easy
You come here to work and start to feel queasy
It must be Malaria or West Nile Virus
Either way, your melodramatic crap just tires us
Oh wanna be sickie, stop crying "boo hoo"
We really don't care what you think is plaguing you
Is it spinal meningitis or typhoid fever?
Or maybe you got bit by an African beaver?
Oh wanna be sickie, we don't give a damn
We all know you're just a disturbed little ham
We don't need to hear the details of your puke
Or to hear that you think the diarrhea's a fluke
Oh wanna be sickie, next time we hear it
We're going to tell you to shove it and smear it
We're not listening to your symptoms or self-diagnosis
Please just get help for your long term psychosis!
