So this women I work with scratches her scalp and then proceeds to look at her finger and picks out whatever it is that her finger dug out of her scalp, and the flicks it in the air. Sick!
post a commentJohnny Fastlane(01/31/2006)
And the winner is....monkey lady! That reminds me of goldmember in Austin Powers. Except I was under the impression it was a FICTIONAL character. Damn, how do you keep your lunch down sitting by her???
granularity(01/31/2006)
is it just me, or does anyone else itch when reading this?
cnubelevit(01/31/2006)
Buy a bottle of Head and Shoulders and send it to her anonymously at the office. If that doesn't work, make monkey sounds just where she can hear it everytime she does it.
c - -(02/01/2006)
:)Kwell anyone? Use once a week to make sure.^-^ Seriously check if the building is contaminated.For instance asbestos in the ceiling and other contaminants can cause terrible itching and irritating scabs.
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