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Bad Halloween Costume
Posted on 08/11/2005 by mamafreeatlast
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This is hearsay but from someone who attended the Halloween Party and knew the young man....
A young attorney decided that he might have the best costume at a Halloween party if he created a large "male body part" and attached it to his real one and then wore a large trench coat and hat. At the party he left the trench coat open and the large "male body part" occasionally made an appearance. Party was great, costume got a lot of attention, everything was fine until the next morning when young attorney couldn't get out of bed because he had injured his private parts and had to call in sick to his boss (who apparently had been at the party and saw the costume). Young attorney had to see a doctor and also call in every day that week to say that he couldn't be in to prepare and be present for the court case he had that week! Boss was most unhappy.
Lesson to us all? no weird costumes if the boss will be at the party.
corporateSlave(08/11/2005)
ROTFLMAO!!!! That's great!! That's one for the books!
 Spencer(08/11/2005)
I knew some lawyers could be d*cks...but I had no idea!! ha ha ha ha ha
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