Ugh

Ok So...I'm a receptionist at a condo sales centre. Work is slow... My coworker is slower. When someone comes in to get info and look around they have to fill out a guest registration. At the end of the day I have to fill out a "daily" showing what time people came in, what they were looking for etc. They also need to be graded(A-C) and commented on. This is my coworker's responsibility. He's a sales rep. and does all the talking with potential purchasers. First off I have to drag my ass and give the registration form to him because otherwise he wouldn't come a do it himself. Second he waits till I walk by again or 5minutes to closing time to give it to me. There was a week when it wasn't done and our administrator got and earful from head office. And even though assface has been spoken to about it more than once...He clearly still doesn't give a shit. So next time when head office calls I'll be putting them through to him.

He also eats all the chocolate head office sends us to put out for people who come in. And they're not just little bites. They're chocolate bars about the size of a small cell phones. It takes him two, 6 hour working days to polish off a box...GROSS...And if any of us bring a box of cookies or crackers he polishes that off fast too. Whether or not he's offered any.

And the latest annoyance...He's been messing around on his cell for the last hour and all I've been hearing is a high pitched beeping noise...Its come to a point where any minute now he's going to be a human pen holder :).......Even though my other coworkers and I can't stand the M*****F*****, apparently, in his own words, "The girls on Plenty of Fish like me!" BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA loser... Thank you and goodnight

POST A COMMENTHaveADamnNiceDay(12/29/2008)
Honestly, it sounds like you need to be rid of this guy. He is conveniently providing lots of rope to hang himself. Just don't do anything for him anymore (it's not your job, right?). Just let him continue being a lazy douchebag and management will show him the door. I don't think you need to do much except watch :o)

Sympathetic reader(12/30/2008)
What would happen if you left several ex-lax candy in a candy dish on your desk?

anonymous(12/31/2008)
what a tempting thought SR.

twiz(01/02/2009)
I had a guy who would come by my desk and eat candy out of my dish whenever he wanted.

I finally got him. I put some "garlic" candy (trick candy) in the dish. Waited patiently for him to stop over. Watched him take a piece and pop it in his mouth.

Within a few minutes he started getting funny looks on his face... he ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out. He reeked of garlic for the rest of the day.

He never took candy from my dish again.

SouthernProgrammer(01/06/2009)
No wonder he doesn't work! You do it all for him! I have had a few co-workers like that and I just let them hang themselves. Honestly, some people just think they should get paid for simply being themselves!

Just order some candy from here and put it in your dish...

http://www.flukerfarms.com/chocolatecoveredcrickets.aspx?gclid=COTHxJ6w-pcCFQxKGgodvFH0DA


HaveADamnNiceDay(01/06/2009)
I think I'd just keep a bowl of the hissing cockroaches....

sympathetic reader(01/31/2009)
They sell candy making chocolate wafers at the supermarket. You can cover anything in chocolate. Do you have any pet doo-doo, coffee grounds or cigarette butts?

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