Incredible. We can't figure out how to de-stress on our own, so we need a device to calm ourselves down and teach us how to breath—at least that's what the makers of the "Stress Eraser" want us to believe.
"Discover the secret to stress-free living", boasts the website. Ah-ha! And all this time I had no idea the secret that has been eluding me was right here in front of me. Duh! Like a fool I have been relying on natural techniques like diet, exercise, posture and limiting my work hours. What a simpleton I was for not realizing true stress relief is the result of a battery operated device that I stick my finger into. Thank God, I've been enlightened.
Come to think of it, someone should call Tibet and let the monks know! Imagine how much more productive they could be if they didn't have to spend all that time sitting in lotus position and breathing.
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